January 2012
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DOES TODAY SUCK SO BAD?
I am struck by lightning.
December 2011
Damn it! When I just run my fingers over the...
But the low E and B strings just hurt my freaking fingers too bad!
SOMEONE. I KNOW A SHIT TON OF YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO PLAY. HELP ME. WHAT DO I DO. SHOULD I GET NEW STRINGS? FACK. I REALLY WANT TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT AND PIANO I ALWAYS FORGET BECAUSE I SPEND SO MUCH TIME AWAY FROM MY PIANO AND. AND. AND I JUST DON’T KNOW. I SHOULD JUST PICK UP A FLUTE. KBGDFBG.
* Please ignore this. I...
stripperloki:
I just found this on my computer.
Why I have it, I will never know.
When Chantal and I take our first adventure to...
We stand by the only motto there is:
No chicks or dicks.
I cannot even understand why I bought a facking...
Patricia “Peppermint Patty” Reichardt: What do you think love is, Chuck?
Charlie Brown: Well, years ago, my dad owned a black 1934 two-door sedan.
Patricia “Peppermint Patty” Reichardt: What’s that got to do with love?
Charlie Brown: Well, this is what he told me: there was this really cute girl, see? She used to go for rides with him in his car. And whenever...
You may tell a tale that takes up residence in someone’s soul, becomes their...
– The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern (via excessivebookshelf)
New Years Resolution:
This year I will keep a reading journal. Not one that I start and never go back to either, but a real one that documents every book I read.
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I just bought a guitar.
Fuck 3am.
I was just thinking to myself how I couldn't...
And then I remembered that she did Charlie’s Angels. But I’m still not sure as to whether or not that counts under the genre “action”. On the other hand, I literally don’t know anything about anything.
My dad ruins all my fucking story ideas.
I’m going to stop telling him about them otherwise I’ll never actually write anything.
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This has been an Emily Dickinson appreciation...
“Then a silence suffuses the story,
And a softness the teller’s eye;
And the children no further question,
And only the waves reply.”
“A pair of spectacles ajar just stir -
An almanac’s aware.
Was it the mat winked,
Or a nervous star?
The moon slides down the stair
To see who’s there.”
“I’m nobody! Who are you?
Are you...
Wheels are like bussoms to men. And a car has four.
– Mrs. Foreman
Conversations with My Dad
A: You don’t even know anything about me! What’s my favorite color?
B: Uh, is it I don’t care? Is that it? What about I don’t give a shit? That has to be it.
A: I want to say that you were close, but I’d be lying to you and more importantly, I’d be lying to myself. It’s green, by the way.
B: (silence)
A: Papa.
B: (silence)
A: PAPA! DID YOU...
I can't decide if I want to read "The Night...
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
– Henry David Thoreau (via libraryland)
The heater in my house smells like an ice cream...
Here’s a Christmas GPOY. I am wearing a fancy bobby pin thingy that my mom got for me. Feel free to ignore it or whatever.
As much as I hated today, I really loved it too.
Unexpected phenomena at Hogwarts?
tonythebaloney:
Liking every single post on the first page of my...
Sorry.