February 2011
That awkward moment when you get back to your...
Dear Twilight, I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my...
slytherin-forever:
…BAHAHA.
January 2011
15 Styles of Distorted Thinking
1. Filtering: You take the negative details and magnify them, while filtering out all positive aspects of a situation. A single detail may be picked out, and the whole event becomes colored by this detail. When you pull negative things out of context, isolated from all the good experiences around you, you make them larger and more awful than they really are. 2. Polarized Thinking: The hallmark of...
bribrianna asked: you better try out for rent.
All guys hate Valentine's Day.
True or false?
"Taco Bell Defends its Beef"
I haven’t laughed this hard at an article title in a while. Maybe ever. Fuck my life.
FUCK MY INDECISION, PARANOIA, AND SELF-DOUBT. I AM...
It's that feeling. That feeling when you get faxes...
I’m out of Nutella.
This will be a summer for the films:
http://wwoof.org/
Ya see this? This link leads to my destiny. This link can take me to limitless places and teach me infinite things and make me into a person I am proud of. This link can give me life experience, it can bring me to the path of happiness. This link has so many possibilities that my eyes are watering from the mere thought of it and nothing is going to stop me.
"The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
mistercortez:
insertgrinhere:
I have one word to describe Bill Murray in this film:
Badass.
He is so badass in this film that after about 20 minutes in, I completely forgot that this was even a movie and not a documentary at all. Not to mention him being badass and fighting pirates?!
It’s been in my Netflix que for a while and I’m glad I finally got around to watching it.
Yes, that...
"The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
I have one word to describe Bill Murray in this film:
Badass.
He is so badass in this film that after about 20 minutes in, I completely forgot that this was even a movie and not a documentary at all. Not to mention him being badass and fighting pirates?!
It’s been in my Netflix que for a while and I’m glad I finally got around to watching it.
The awkward moment when you realize you're so...
This should say “that perfect moment when…”, since it is so.
aravenlikeawritingdesk:
every time I read Harry Potter they’re all like,
‘ugh, exams. ugh, assignments. ugh, homework.’
bitch if I went to Hogwarts I’d be like
LA DI DA SEVEN FEET OF PARCHMENT ON GOBLIN ACNE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS I AM SO HAPPY WRITING THAT ESSAY, OH WE HAVE AN EXAM AWESOME LETS GO DO MAGIC.
“All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.”
– Lemony Snicket (via libraryland)
I was watching the end of Tomb Raider 2 the video...
STOP TRYING TO BE SO FUCKING UNIQUE.
It defeats the purpose.
Man! Why are people on YouTube so hilarious?!
I’m still looking at videos of that lion man and he’s playing with a lion and two panther cubs and a pitbull and someone commented:
“This guy is nuts i cant believe he was playing with a pitbull those dogs are dangerous.”
Hahahaha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO1YOB9PtDs
Hahaha!
So I’m looking at videos of the “lion man” Kevin Richardson, and one of the comments reads:
“Man, if that doesn’t get you girls, I don’t know what does!”
:D
: How My Midnight Showing of Deathly Hallows Part... →
rainbowsockmonkeys:
My long yet true story:
I will wake up in the morning and walk downstairs like
I then will sit and read DH, looking up at the clock every 10 min. like
When the clock strikes 8
It’s time to go. I will get in the car and start driving like
When I get there, I will look over to whoever I parked next to like
And I will get out and walk into the theater like
...
Hm. It seems that 99% of my posts lately are Harry...
Suck on that, sorting hat!
On a scale of 0-100:
Gryffindor: 91 (I knew I was a Gryffindor)
Ravenclaw: 80
Hufflepuff: 77
Slytherin: 50
Take the quiz, people! Take it!
The most incredible Hogwarts sorting quiz I have... →
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